This weekend, a few more life lessons came to light:
9. If ever offered the chance to meet "his friend Bobo," always DECLINE--more than once, if you have to.
10. Tatoos are no substitute for clothing.
11. When it comes to 1000 Places to See Before You Die, it is important to remember that BIKETOBERFEST is NOT on the list.
12. Driving is a lot like Mariokart Racing: Only after a collision, you don't just spin around and get dizzy; you wind up in the hospital and have to pay thousands of dollars.
13. If you consistently fail quizzes and you feel newly inspired to cheat, start small. Teachers find perfect scores suspect when a series of "F"s ends in a sudden "A". They will find you out.
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I feel like someday after you are famous (and dead for a long time) these will be the things that are published as "lesser known works." Yet, these will be the things true Ruscello Devotees will love...
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