Life-Lessons #4

21. You can only drink and burn things in Wisconsin.
22. Be careful what you tell the judge to kiss.
23. Nothing good comes of purchasing together.
24. Don't put foil in your mouth to make your own "grill." It cuts your gums.
25. Sometimes social grace requires flagrant lies.
26. An "of course" is no universal thing.
27. Drunk begets persistence.
28. Realizing "This is how it all starts..." should be a cue to abort the current undertaking.